sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

1 month ago // 653,181 notes

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(Source: coluring)

1 month ago // 362,082 notes

sailorstoner:

johnyjoestar:

johnyjoestar:

Our dad is banned from our local dominos and none of us wanted to put our name down so I guess i better go collect this pizza under the name dio brando

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why is ur dad banned from ur local dominos

1 month ago // 14,393 notes